your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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