After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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