I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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