Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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