when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I need water and some morals
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
