Having a random hookup so left but love u
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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