But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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