Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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