saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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