margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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