super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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