Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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