My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
God, I missed his penis.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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