I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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