I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How drunk are you?
Completed.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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