You're a womanizer and a bitch.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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