Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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