its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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