No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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