girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
50% drunk capacity currently
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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