Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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