i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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