1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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