if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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