I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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