Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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