my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
