so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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