dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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