The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
wow bdsm is so cute
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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