This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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