he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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