I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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