Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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