Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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