Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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