I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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