In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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