i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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