even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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