How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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