everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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