Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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