ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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