Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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