It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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