i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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