Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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