Pants 0. Shit 1.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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