I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
