Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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