If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize