Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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