I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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