Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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