Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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