ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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