she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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